no-one-tans-like-satans:

asian:

mom…dad..

I’m chinese

the url makes this post

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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wadepeter:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

not you

(via panic-at-the-dildos)

furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child

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(Source: de4thstarr, via stylishirish)

rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*image

(via woahlookatthatfro)

airoe:

can you imagine if tumblr was around when shrek was released?

Shrek scenery - Duloc
Fiona + Sadness
Favorite character: Donkey

(via thirsty-giant)

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