Baby: A-A...
Parents: Oh my god, the baby's first words! What is it trying to say?
Baby: A...A...
Parents: Apple?
Baby: A...A-
Baby: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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(Source: upallnighted, via missladystarstruck)

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

(via theblackcards)

datdumbartist:

I have never related so much to comic before

(Source: diaemyung, via callmyauntfrankie)

officialunitedstates:

remember that time I joked that I knew english, australian, canadian, and irish and a bunch of irish people started sending me scary sounding archaic half-english words and thats how I found out irish was actually a language

(via officialname)

daethspells:

this egg is emo

Anonymous :

What is nsfw?

ajantas:

not so fast, Walter

surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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i cant fucking breathe

(Source: milliardo, via thedisloyalorderofemos)

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

(via meangirlgames74)

there's no return from 86